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Shh, it's okay, I won't hurt you.

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As a kid i would look outside the window and wonder if a killer was outside, about to break in

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While playing poker Mr Randall had the most unusual poker face

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I am God but they call me father.

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As she slid down the pole, her body did the sexiest things that I never knew the human body could do.

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I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me.

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I started crying hysterically as I heard about her death.

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I sliced the meat using a heavy chopper

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I heard whistling outside.

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The last man on earth sat alone in a Roomba.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Shh, it's okay, I won't hurt you.	8
As a kid i would look outside the window and wonder if a killer was outside, about to break in	8
While playing poker Mr Randall had the most unusual poker face	8
I am God but they call me father.	8
As she slid down the pole, her body did the sexiest things that I never knew the human body could do.	8
I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me.	8
I started crying hysterically as I heard about her death.	8
I sliced the meat using a heavy chopper	8
I heard whistling outside.	8
The last man on earth sat alone in a Roomba.	8